Seriously though, why is this so bad?

  • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Also venom / Tom Hardy is in the movie at the end and he gets drunk and wants to go skinny dipping. This is not a joke.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Apparently this was implied in a post credit scene in the newest venom movie. My ex was excited about this. She's gotten real tolerant of capeshit in the interceding years I guess.

      • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Oh yeah he teleports back to his movie world after running up a bar tab and gleeking some of the symbiote onto the floor.

        Again, I'm serious. That is in the movie.

          • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
            hexagon
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            3 years ago

            Andrew Garfield confesses he is in love with the other two spidermen. There is a long pause and it is never addressed again.

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              3 years ago

              Isn't newesr spiderman still in high school? I guess Andrew Garfield was supposed to be as well but he's clearly 40

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                  3 years ago

                  I only saw the first one and haven't seen any Avengers movies. I think Thor Ragnarok was the last Marvel movie I've seen

                  • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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                    3 years ago

                    Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is the only one I would particularly recommend going back for. It's not great, but it's as good as these Marvel movies get.

            • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
              hexagon
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              3 years ago

              There’s about a one minute scene with no subtitles where two characters have an argument in Tagalog while everyone else watches.

              One of the characters then turns to the rest of the group and says “she’s going to bed, but she wants you to clean up all these spiderwebs you shot in the kitchen.”