According to the dossier she prepared, an interviewee on the Marketplace program said China is continuing to have lockdowns because the vaccine they're using doesn't work.
I'm mostly an idiot. Adult life has severely atrophied my brain, so I'm just gonna assume I'm not being lied to.
My parents are libs, but I'm pretty sure my dad has never heard NPR, and the one time my mom heard it was my fault. But my in-laws fucking love it. There's even rituals around it. Did you know that if you're a true NPR head you have to listen to it on Thanksgiving so you can hear them play the entire Alice's Restaurant album? Why the fuck would you do that to yourself?
This is the type of cringe that’s powerful enough to tear the fabric of the universe
My parents weren't even very political but this was our routine
I'm thankful they're not at that level, just at the "mandatory Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" weekend ritual stage