I’m a greedy socialist, I just want to appropriate everyone’s grain and toothbrushes to take them for myself

GREATEST FRANCHISE IN NBA HISTORY, CELTICS 2024-2400 DYNASTY INCOMING GRAHHHHH

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CELTICS BEAT CHUM BUCKET JOKIC AND THE HOLOCAUST DENIER LFG

Isn’t that the guy who invented time and space

A shark in the Indian Ocean that’s going to have an F35 land on its head

Holding the planet hostage because I might lose a popularity contest to the guy from Home Alone 2

Ok but what about bread squares

People are straight up driving WMDs in public because of how much they love Elmo rofl

I’m not sure if this was the absolute worst response possible, but it’s gotta be up there, right?

Ok but what if it’s a situation where the baby who’s getting their candy stolen deserves it

Listening to Meet the Grahams was stomach churning. It legitimately felt like watching a horror movie, the stuff revealed about Drake in that song should get him thrown into a wood chipper if true. Also, I might be wrong but from what I understood the only source on the Kendrick DV allegations was one post on a random person’s blog from like 2014

Does this mean Columbia is run by tankies

“This piece which is meant to make the listener engage with the world around them is good except for when I don’t want to engage with what’s going on in the world around me”

Carlos Mencia touched the lathe of heaven

That’s because all the movie studios are stealing my ideas

A good writer could probably have the audience sympathize with the Sims by making them into real, fleshed out people and then make them get fucked with at the hands of so it becomes a story about how people act when they think their actions don’t have consequences and how they treat people they don’t see as fully human, but what do I know

Don’t worry everyone, I’ve seen Tesla’s next innovative and revolutionary car model and I can safely say that the company will be back on its feet very soon

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JT JUST MISS ONCE I’M BEGGING YOU

It’s actually all because of those dirty orientals, they’re to blame for a peace loving country like the US being forced to involve itself in a new war every 5 minutes