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Hell yeah Xi, you wanna hang with me and my family? Let's do it.
Egads! My twice-cooked pork is ruined!
But what if... I were to purchase takeout and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho, 西摩，真是太邪恶了！
or else Xi Jinping will pay you a personal visit.
Not much of a disincentive tbh
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What are the exact steps needed to get a face-to-face with Xi? Asking for a friend
"I just executed my landlord. Requesting exfiltration, grid 42069."
"oh no! I only have 3 days to clean the house, get a meal plan, and learn Chinese!"
I also have your family in hostage
lol that just went from 1 to 100
