I've already ran the gamut on jokes about Dicks.

  • GiveOver@feddit.uk
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    8 months ago

    I was in Malaysia once and a got chatting to a guy who didn't have the best English. He asked me for another way to say "I'm only joking" and I taught him to say "I'm only having a giraffe", which he managed in broken English ("Having a jee raff") I hope one day he says that to an Englishman and confuses him thoroughly.

    • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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      8 months ago

      What do you mean? Having a jee raff honestly sounds perfect. I'll be in Malaysia in February so I'll teach that one to some locals. Also, having a gazebo.

      • GiveOver@feddit.uk
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        8 months ago

        It's hard to put into text but the emphasis was on the ee. It was all wrong. But it made it so much better.

  • Spendrill@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    Fuckwit is a traditional insult that I have found is often quickly taken into new arrivals hearts. My guess is, this is because it unites two words with very old IndoEuropean roots.

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      8 months ago

      "Cockwomble" definitely gives off the impression of having looked up how to sound like a Brit on the internet! Big fan of smeghead though.