https://nitter.net/SHEEPZYSNFT/status/1483241933170479107?t=UBzh7S7JKm2BT-AeJpcKHA&s=19
Congratulations, this is the most heretical thing I've ever seen.
We've finally outdone weird 12th century dudes spending their entire lives thinking up the most heretical things to do so they could invent a guy that did them and pretend he was Jewish.
Seriously, I can't conceive of something more concentratedly anti-christian than this, You could liquify and distil the essences of every new atheist and it wouldn't come close.
Every step we grow closer to the Omnissiah. Abandon ye flesh, pitiful meatbags. Embrace immortality through the eternal machine
You get to become a digital immortal but you gotta live as one of these godawful ape NFTs. Lol would you do it?
LMAO I completely forgot about this!
It's all right fellas, my hands are up and I'm slowly and deliberately moving away from the lathe. No need to do anything drastic.
Yo, you did not just equate my boy with a fucking cop.
:foucault-madness:
The safety and security of the People was one of Stalin's responsibilities.
Also we prefer to use "NKVD" around here :dudes-rock:
A few days ago, I was just joking about godcoins and jesus NFTs, but I know the lathe don't care and still did its thing. I'm sorry.
No NO REVOLUTION the lathe can only do hellworld stuff
You know there was that one time with the atomic apocalypse and the lathe said, "No, hellword must continue."
All I'm saying is that the lathe can do good things too, maybe?
Maybe that's what is happening, the lathe is trying to avoid climate collapse and establish FALGSC but it's so improbable that things just keep getting weirder because we were supposed to die in nuclear fire in 1994.
My guy, I'm an atheist and I don't think I've ever insulted Christianity harder than this NFT. Fuck. I would be fuming.
Tobias Forge hasn't insulted Christianity harder than this. He may need to step up his game.
Okay, so I looked at a few of these. They're even worse than you think...
One of them has an "injun" feather headdress. Lmao look
I never fully understood the stupidity of NFTs until I realised that you have to bid on a picture when it's right there to right click
There aren’t enough pain emotes on this site to adequately express how I currently feel
This is someone thinking they’re clever for scamming “sheep” with religion stuff, right?
i feel like this is higher on the blasphemy treadmill than the whole "people started workshiping the gold goat when Moses left for a sec to get the 10 commandments
And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.
And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting:
And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and\ overthrew the tables;
And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.
Can Jesus come back already so he can start flipping tables? In this scenario, it would probably be a SYN attack or something though.
Sending in small angels to directly attack individual transistors
At this point we’ve just convinced the crypto bros to buy furry fetish art.
Oh no! They've commercialized the crucification! I can't believe this sacred calf has finally be slain after 2022 years!
Damn. If only I could obtain absolution from the sins of this world by purchasing some kind of Catholically-endorsed indulgence.
Jesus would be taking the :jesus-cleanse: to pretty much like 90% of "Christians" today, especially in the anglosphere.
Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have corroded, and their corrosion will be evidence against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have laid up treasure in the last days. Behold, the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, are crying out against you, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on the earth in luxury and in self-indulgence. You have fattened your hearts in a day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the righteous person. He does not resist you.
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