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        • Blep [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          Literally just anything salty enough. Bacon is the default for a reason

          • Patch@feddit.uk
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            8 months ago

            Yeah, and more realistically pineapple and pepperoni is a firm favourite of mine too. A bit of sweet with the heat.

        • Igloojoe@lemm.ee
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          8 months ago

          Ive heard this combo works good. I love both, but have yet to get then together.

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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        8 months ago

        Something sweet (pineapple), something salty (pepperoni or ham), something spicy (jalapeño). The perfect pizza.

    • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      pineapple + ham isn't a physically disgusting combination

      gloppy tasteless british liquid on huge canned beans on top of pizza sounds gross

      • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi
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        8 months ago

        Altoona looks like they tried to make a burger pizza, only they used Kraft singles instead of mozzarella.

        Rhode island looks like someone took bolognaise sauce and just... Glopped it onto the pizza before cooking it and calling it a day

      • wren@feddit.uk
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        8 months ago

        In Sweden they have kebab pizza (kebab meat, iceberg lettuce, raw onions, salad cream) - it's actually great but it's horrific microwaved. They also have "banana curry" pizza (did not attempt)

    • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Pineapple on pizza is next level, it's an essential foodgroup, like meat or cheese. I can prove this scientifically, but instead I'm gonna give you my pizza order that you didn't ask for:

      BBQ base

      Chicken

      Bacon

      Pineapple

      Sweetcorn

      Green chillies

      Gorbachev pizza hut crust with yummy sprinkle

      You're welcome, detractors will be sent to gulag

  • Vampire [any]
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    8 months ago

    Britain invaded half the world to take their spices and then never use them in cooking

    • Fudoshin ️🏳️‍🌈@feddit.uk
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      8 months ago

      Try beans & tuna on toast. Oh. My. God. It will make you question your sexuality, your entire existence.

      The cool tartness of the tuna resting on top of the warm, almost-tasteless beans. The contrast in temperatures. It's just mouth-ecstasy. It's a lot of calories though! Tuna (200) + beans (400) + toast (250) ~= 850cals!

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    8 months ago

    They used to do beans and sausage Crispy Pancakes.

    The world got a little bit darker the day they stopped.

  • bluewing@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    Heinz Baked Beans are some of the worst canned beans on the market. I'm all for beans and toast, but Heinz? Come on Britain, you can do better.

    Slowly baked beans made with real bacon, molasses, onion, vegetable broth, and tomato paste and then slow baked at 250F/125C for 6 or so hours is the food of the gods. And will elevate Beans and Toast - particularly if you pair it with homemade bread.

    • anothermember@lemmy.zip
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      8 months ago

      While Heinz aren't the best, American baked beans are not the same as British baked beans by a long way, so you're probably not actually comparing it to what is sold in the UK as Heinz baked beans.

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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    8 months ago

    I would sneer at yall for [British food joke] but Heinz is an American company so we really share the blame here

    Also, for those not in the know, Iceland (the chain) has been suing like every food company in Iceland (the country) to keep the word “Iceland” from being used on their packaging lol

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    Everything is permitted on a pizza. Not even bri'ish but work at a fancy pizza place and have done Beans on Toast pizza and it went over pretty well. White beans, tomato sauce, parm, basil, sprinkled with oregano and drizzled with a very oiled down to make it super super mild and spiced molasses. It went over big even though tbh we were having a contest to see where we'd rotate who make up.the special and the person who tells them what different meal to make a pizza out of. Sometimes it was a goofy challenge other times it turned out to just be a good idea, falafel thin crust pizza slaps, hummus base, falafel balls or crumble, roasted red pepper and pickled red onion, spoon on tabouli after the oven, mind blowing food. We also did a Thai style green curry one that was also really amazing. Anything that has a sauce and a carb can become a good pizza if you put your mind to it and have an industrial kitchen at your disposal. Ooh! This winter I did a garlic oil base, boccocini chunks, this super cinnamon nutmegged date/fig jam I made, roasted garlic and arugula post oven, it tasted like visting grandma for Christmas.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    You work day and night to be judged on anything other than the colonialism

    Keep on eating the beans, you just might suffer enough to earn enlightenment