Can't believe I'm turning 24 without having led a single glorious people's revolution

BigHaas [he/him] · 8 months ago

Can't believe I'm turning 24 without having led a single glorious people's revolution

zifnab25 [he/him, any] · 8 months ago

Can't believe I'm 41 and I haven't decapitated a single landlord

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] · 8 months ago

Can't believe I'm 69 and I haven't thrown a single fascist down a mine shaft.

Finger [he/him] · 8 months ago

no more half measures walter

oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] · 8 months ago

The "protracted" in Protracted Peoples War is important. Mao didn't even win until he was 54!

Kynuck97 [he/him, comrade/them] · 8 months ago

Shit, i need to get a protractor ASAP

oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] · edit-2 8 months ago

You don't have one now?!?! smh my head

an_engel_on_earth [he/him, they/them] · 8 months ago

my history buff boomer dad: "When Alexander the Great (or Alexander the Macedonian as we call him in Russian) was 19 he conquered Persia. What have you done?"

infuziSporg [e/em/eir] · 7 months ago

I once went to an exhibit about Leonardo da Vinci, the man who invented half the known world by the age of 30. In front of a statue of him, I broke down in tears. "I am already twenty years old," I cried, "and I have invented nothing!"

normal_user [none/use name] · 8 months ago

It's never too late to get started

KiG V2@lemmygrad.ml · 7 months ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂💵❓️🔜🔫

macerated_baby_presidents [he/him] · 8 months ago

you think that's bad? I haven't even participated in a single glorious people's revolution