I just want to watch the opening ceremony of the damn Olympics and they have to make the entire process of watching even fucking ads on their shit streaming platform a dumpsterfire
The fucking bastards even made it impossible to watch it on the fucking Olympics yourube page
For the life of God and his daemons, does anyone know where to watch the full opening ceremony?
Jane: You don't have to be a dick about it, Bob.
Bob: You don't have to be drunk all the time, Jane.
Jane: Look, it's Albania! You cheated on your wife with a woman from there, right?
Bob: That's right, Jane! And now the French team has appeared. See, Jane, not all French people are like the guy who stood you up at the altar.