Another Russian plot has been foiled by MI6 Special Agent Benadryl Cabbagepatch - a dastardly attempt to steal the Queen's swans. But after Her Majesty's Official Fancy Goose Caretaker is hospitalized by an Iranian terror scheme, he'll face his toughest mission yet: can he track down the Islamophobic caricature responsible for the attack while helping four cygnets grow up to be beautiful birds?
Another Russian plot has been foiled by MI6 Special Agent Benadryl Cabbagepatch - a dastardly attempt to steal the Queen's swans. But after Her Majesty's Official Fancy Goose Caretaker is hospitalized by an Iranian terror scheme, he'll face his toughest mission yet: can he track down the Islamophobic caricature responsible for the attack while helping four cygnets grow up to be beautiful birds?
Ugly Duckling, rated PG. Coming this July.
And yes there would be a scene in the commercial where a terrorist gets bit in the balls by a swan
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Perfidious Iranians