https://mobile.twitter.com/FarLeftKyle/status/1495198848200974338

  • plov_mix [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    What if I were to find a torchlight factory near bankruptcy, rebrand their torchlight as “Solar Charger,” and make a ton of grift out of it?

    “Are you into sun charging but find yourself short on time? Don’t worry! Try our Solar Charger, which perfectly simulates the cosmic energy of the Sun and concentrates them on your sphinctral receptors! Now with the added function of wifi connection and app control subscription at just $6.99/month, you can input your location, and the Solar Charger will automatically sync its schedule and intensity with your local sunlight! Never miss that special Summer Solstice charge ever again!

    “Solar Charger — we’ve got your back!”

      • learntocod [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Innovate, you say? Fine. Fiber optic light pipe into a butt plug. Also cures Covid by getting the light inside the body.