it's not even super complicated to make a semi-original or even customizable honk, zero innovation is happening, the free market fucking sucks dawg. yeah im totally going to get up at 2am cause some generic ass sounding alarm is going off again in the neighborhood. what a useless fucking thing that has somehow kept a veneer of security for decades lol.

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      you might be right but we're still stuck in the same damn situation with slightly better jams

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    3 years ago

    The car that gets parked literally right outside my first floor bedroom window has a car alarm that goes off daily. Unfortunately I cannot ignore it. I have considered so many times just going out there and popping the hood on their unlocked car and disconnecting a battery terminal.

  • Parent [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Hm never thought about it but you bring up good points. And even if I do wake up at 2am to see if it's my car am I going to go down there and tell someone who possibly has a gun to back off my car?

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      yeah, that's why i'd have Barbie Girl song playing when you steal my car, imagine the egg on your face driving around with Barbie Girl playing on the horn. So embarrassing

  • ToastGhost [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    oh i definitely need a blaring scream for when someone accidentally leans on my car trying to get into theirs

  • red_stapler [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Car alarms are (were?) a grift to separate PMC types from their money.

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      yeah unless you're the type to look out your window every time you hear a big enough sound, car alarms fuckin blow. especially living in a city where they happen often enough you just tune it out after being mildly annoyed by the sound and then hearing dogs barking

      • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        The idea is exactly that: draw enough attention because the sound is annoying as fuck. Getting even one pair of eyeballs could be enough for the police to go on.

        Of course, the only ones the cops catch are joyriding teens. Alarms are useless against smash and grabs and professional car thieves.

        • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          i don't think you gotta hand it to cops that much, i don't honestly think they even catch joyriders. i get what you're saying though, alarms are just a false sense of security that actually does nothing when every alarm sounds exactly the same

          • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            From the (CIA)wikipedia page for "Car alarm":

            "Although inexpensive to acquire and install, the effectiveness of such devices in deterring vehicle burglary or theft when their only effect is to emit sound appears to be negligible.

            ...

            Although car alarms of some kind have been available since the beginning of the automobile era, the dramatic increase in their installation in the 1980s and 1990s coupled with the fact that nearly all types of car alarms are easily triggered accidentally (frequently because of high sensitivity settings) means that people who hear them often ignore them. In 1994, the New York City Police Department claimed that car alarms may actually be making car theft and break-in crimes more frequent. There is one account in 1992 of a thief in New York City rocking a car to deliberately trigger its alarm in order to help conceal the sound of a breaking window.

            Because of the large number of false alarms with car alarms, many vehicle manufacturers no longer factory-fit simple noise-making alarms, instead offering silent immobilizers. Alternatively, an aftermarket vehicle tracking system can easily trace stolen vehicles. Most police tracking systems require the user to pay a recurring fee, whereas factory immobilizers are included in the purchase price of the vehicle. GPS locating systems enable the owner of the vehicle to lock and unlock, track, and disable the starter of the vehicle online."

            • blobjim [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              I wonder if part of their creation was as part of crime propaganda to make people think lots of crime is happening around them i.e. hearing car alarms go off in the night. It's like "hearing constant gunshots" but for places where nobody has a gun and there isn't actually any violence.

  • regularassbitch [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    agreed. what fucking loser decided the best way to protect a car from a thief was to make it say "HELP!" over and over?

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I haven't heard one in a long time. The one on my car was broken when I bought it (along with the horn) and I've never felt compelled to fix it.

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      i gotta hand it to you, the horn isn't a thing i use often but i feel like it's a pretty fucking important thing to have, it is useful in the right scenario

      • Magjee [any]
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        3 years ago

        It's very useful for general safety

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I get that it's useful, but the number of times I want to use it are so few and far between that it feels optional.