It has been 73 days since the bombs dropped. My scurvy has progressed to its final stage, as attempting to chew my jerky rations has caused several of my teeth to fall out. If you're reading this, then I am already dead. I wasn't able to parley my ahegao squid NFT collection for oranges, but maybe you reading this will find some use for them. They are saved to the hard drive in my safe, along with a copy of the blockchain as it was on judgment day. Remember me as I was, not as I died! Remember that I had diamond hands!