• Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Comrades, I'm sorry. I have to come clean; this one was my fault. See, I had this monkey's paw that grants wishes, and I wished to have my student loans and medical debt erased...

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Really? I have one too and I wished for a solution to global warming.

      I had not considered nuclear winter at the time.