https://www.etsy.com/listing/1190144889/all-lives-matter-ukraine-save-dogs-save
https://www.etsy.com/search?q=ukrainian%20lives%20matter
I figured by now the war should have attracted enough grifters for the symbols to start mutating. Now I'm casually trawling through the t-shirt websites looking for a spectacle bingo. :debord-tired:
American flag eagle riding a human skull which says "Puck Futin" because you're hardcore but respectful- https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/PUCK-FUTIN-by-SilvinaNoemi/102834776.IJ6L0
"The Ghost of Kyiv Sticker", an off-brand punisher skull which looks like mom is telling you there's punisher skull at home: https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/The-ghost-of-kyiv-by-Undercover14/103250398.EJUG5
"Russian warship, go fuck yourself" Libertarian snake over a Ukrainian flag: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Russian-Warship-Go-Fuck-Yourself-Shirt-Snake-Ukrainian-Flag-by-dgavisuals/102943705.FB110
"Go fuck yourself" Libertarian snake over a Ukrainian flag. Note that the spelling of the last word differs between the two, with one separating "hax" and "yn" and the other combining them: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1175769308/ukraine-flag-russian-warship-go-f
Metallica Ukraine: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1178040294/metallica-ukraine-tshirt-metallica
Ghost of Kyiv morale patch. I wish I had a LARP uniform for this. God it's beautiful: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1186370859/ghost-of-kyiv-ukraine-morale-patch-hook
Actually a pretty good "Put sunflower seeds in your pocket so they will grow when you die" shirt that I'd buy just as a horticulturist if it didn't use flag colours as text. Note it's also labeled as "russian warship go f yourself" but has nothing to do with that: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1178063196/russian-warship-go-f-yourself-shirt
The equivalent of a silk dragon bowling shirt but for war, so gaudy that it's great: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1166579693/ukraine-invasion-by-the-russia
Never Forget the 13 Soldiers of Snake Island. Russian Warship, Go Fuck Yourself: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1173614272/ukraine-t-shirt-russian-warship-go-fuck
Russian Lives Matter. There's very little in the way of pro-Russian shirts: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Russian-Lives-Matter-by-sillerioustees/35602542.FB110
hahaha what the fuck, i actually love this one, the random ben garrison labeling on everything (FLAG OF UKRAINE), the communist flag with the tank on the back with ON THE MARCH
I'm tempted to get it because it's so fucking gaudy. Geopolitical diarrhoea.
edit: One of the comments from it-
He takes his own special veteran mug, a coffee mug, to restaurants so they can put beer in it. I do not even fucking what.
edit: Their entire store is just that shirt repeated for different things.
Here's the campaign against Pancho Villa: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1106398315/aop-army-chasing-poncho-villa-mexican
For the World War 1 veterans in your life: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1140490259/aop-world-war-1-369th-infantry-regiment
Buffalo Soldiers in Iraq: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1105053352/aop-sweatshirt-army-brigade-recon-troop
Merry Christmas: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1116776858/aop-holiday-merry-christmas-happy
Cold War Veteran, listing Germany as the duty station, for when you genuinely did less than nothing but still want to call yourself a veteran: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1091363086/aop-unisex-sweatshirt-1st-battalion-81st
Cold War Veteran, listing a communications battalion in Korea as the duty station: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1110674930/aop-army-cold-war-veteran-1st-signal
Pheasants: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1138193029/aop-wildlife-pheasants-surprised-and-in
Sunset Girl: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1128958228/aop-love-and-romance-sunset-girl-walking
WORLD WAR 3 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I WISH IT WERE MY SON: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1061822404/aop-on-the-brink-world-war-iii-with
Afghanistan War drone dropping a nuke entitled "Extreme Negotiations": https://www.etsy.com/listing/1063733782/aop-afghanistan-war-extreme-negotiations
Blue Lives Matter: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1005321442/aop-blue-lives-matter-blum-blue-line
Bushmaster, coincidentally the name many women give me: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1034262751/aop-army-special-forces-recon-team
Remember the Alamo: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1021123805/aop-remember-the-alamo-frontbacklr
"Love Shirt": https://www.etsy.com/listing/1173141611/womens-aop-cut-sew-tee-love-shirt
9/11 - the only 9/11 memorial shirt I've seen which specifies the exact minute it happened for some reason: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1091090744/aop-army-9-11-we-will-always-remember
The Kabul Airport withdrawal from Afghanistan, featuring the planes all those refugees fell off of: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1061200888/unisex-aop-afghanistan-operation-allies
"If you are going through hell keep going" skull: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1184640763/aop-skull-print-if-you-are-going-through?
Army Mom: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1115767563/aop-us-army-mom-with-support-our-troops
guh
what i like about the pancho villa one is that they never caught him anyway. posting your L's in shirt form
lol lmao
How could you miss the one for the 25th Infantry Bicycle Corps that existed from 1896-1897?
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1036370299/aop-e-company-25th-infantry-iron-riders?ref=ap-listing
Edit: oh shit, I found one for my dad's regiment. Christmas shopping is done!
Oh god, I might need that as a participation trophy for commuting by bike sometimes.
I trawled all 31 pages and by like page 10 felt like I was having a stroke. Definitely missed at least a few other good ones because they blended in with the absolute slop.
I put it in my shopping cart for group rides but I've been hovering over the checkout button. Buying it feels like I'm weakening the store owner's grasp on reality.
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