Cinnamontography is when everything is dark and orange and raining. All the time. Forever.

Hokiest voiceovers ever that has been parodied better in the decade since the dark knight

"Trying something new" Dark Gritty Batman number, what, 4, 5 now? The fuck are people on

"Detective Batman" Solving Deep Mysteries like... a handful of basic-ass riddles

Seriously it's the have 'Have-Cake-and-eat-it' of capeflicks and jesus if the hogs ain't shoveling it in. DArk-and-GrittyTM until tonally out of place hamminess comes in :so-true: 'just like the comicbooks!'

"Classic Film Noir" until obligatory car chase obligatory fight scenes obligatory capeshit i really try not to sound like some tasteful cinemaphile but holy fuck you can't have so many incompatible tropes fighting each other in the same movie and have any of them come out satisfying