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does this person think that JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson directed the fuckin LEGO adaptation game? the whole vibe of the game is parody ffs. just enjoy blowing up bricks and haha stud printer goes brrrrrrrrrr

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    will never forget the despondent crowd quietly filing out of at the end of the midnight premier of Phantom Menace in 1999

    Star Wars has had everything enjoyable squeezed out of it by a hydraulic profit press and nowadays you get the same creepy vibes from Star Wars Adults that you get from Disney Adults

    • Commander_Data [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      I don't know, I rather liked the prequels, and I'm a dumb genXer who actually grew up on the original films. The sequel trilogy was really bad and I hate that if you say so people automatically assume it's because you're anti-woke or whatever.

    • Chapo0114 [comrade/them, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Star Wars has had everything enjoyable squeezed out of it by a hydraulic profit press and nowadays you get the same creepy vibes from Star Wars Adults that you get from Disney Adults

      appropriate, ain't it. Wonder how long till comic adults are the same way?

    • americandeathdrive [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Darth Vader would hear about a conflict like this be sent in to clean it up by choking and chopping every soldier in a 24 hour period then go home to his vape station above a black hole and forget about it because the empire has hundreds if not thousands of planets and this is just his Tuesday.

      :shrug-outta-hecks:

      • RION [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Um um actually when he saw Putin's STORMTROOPERS massacring innocent azovs he would flash back to killing all the tuskan raiders and realize his wrongdoings! and then he would force crush the whole Kremlin and teach Zelensky as his Padawan so he could lead a new order of Ukraine Jedi!!!

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          He would shed a tear under the mask, just like Dr. Doom and Magneto did after 9/11! :so-true:

        • americandeathdrive [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          Zelensky would be an Ai generated name for the npc commander and would be of little consequence to Vader. As the years of gravity bong hits in his youth took its toll on his lungs, looking out from the window on his vape station he looks at the modernly sized black hole 🕳 his station is orbiting. He begins imagining a new gravity bong that uses the singularity below him wondering if a force user alive could withstand a hit this insane.. :centrist: Sorry sweatys I'm taking over the starwars franchise for a little bit.

  • HntrKllr [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I do wish the game had online coop. Like real online coop not remote play with a split screen. My sister and I bought this to play together but fiund out its only possible through remote play with split screen and we both just got bummed since one of us would be forced go not progress

    • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      Apparently the devs planned for online MP, but it had to be scrapped :sadness:

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Star Wars sucks. Honorable exemptions include KOTOR 1 & 2, and maaaayyybeeee some of the old Legends shit.

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    1 year ago

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  • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Hot take: Actually this is good.

    Like...I personally don't really care at all about Lego Star wars or removing the sequel trilogy from it but I basically only became interested in the mass effect legendary edition once they ported over the ending mods for it.

    I know sequel trilogy reactionaries are some of the worst online idiots but this is fine. Let people mod their games and have the experiences they want.

  • Snackuleata [any]
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    2 years ago

    How are the lego games? I stopped playing them when they gave the characters actual voice lines.

    • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      In the new game, you can turn on "mumble mode" which replaces the voice acting with the classic incoherent mouth noises.

      The games as a whole are still pretty fun. They've evolved into largely open-world exploration games with levels in-between. The quality of the open worlds vary by game but Skywalker Saga feels like the actualization of what they've been trying to accomplish for years.

  • S4ck [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    I hate the sequels too, but you could just not play that part.

  • ScotPilgrimVsTheLibs [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Can't these morons think for themselves!? Did they even watch the sequels? Or do they just want to fit-in with the internet in-crowd?