All politics will just be one washed up celebrity endorsing other washed up celebrities now.
At this point, I don't want to know if the fall of the Roman Empire was materially similar. I just want to know if it was as funny as this one.
We have yet to reach "Caligula appointing his horse to the Senate" levels of ridiculous but we're getting there
Which, frankly, is the exact type of collapse crazy shit that would happen.
We have not formally declared war on the Atlantic Ocean. Yet.
I mean, there was that time Trump suggested nuking hurricanes in the Atlantic. So we're close.
I'm still a bit angry that Trump wasn't removed from office and Pence sworn in during December, then Joe Biden got into office - immediately had a heart attack in February - and turned over the office to Kamala.
Missed the perfect opportunity to have four Presidents in four months.
my brain blends all these tv and radio doctors into one
so good on them i guess
This is the guy who believes all diseases can be cured by changes in diet
He's actually a celebrated cardiothoracic surgeon and that particular field of medicine is in short supply of competent surgeons. He apparently didn't want to just have "Saved 10,000 lives" on his tombstone and figured it could use some reality tv and political credentials.
He promoted almost as much pseudo science as Trump until he had to appear before an ethics committee.
you're either a zoomer or an actual 50+ year old boomer
His campaign is so morbidly funny to check in on. When he announced his show was ending and he would be running a republican he was doing the civility blue maga bait "science and reason still have a place in the republican party" and the instant his show ended he went mask off tweeting shit about anti-abortion, immigrants, dems being satanic, etc
PA Dems are totally going to ratfuck Fetterman and put fucking Lamb against Oz and lose.
Can't wait to be told to vote for Lamb. Gotta come up with some good joke write-ins for that ballot
This is why matthew mcconnewhatever should run. We gotta try to get dwayne the president johnson before the whole country (or world climate/economy) collapses
His dad essentially won't show him love or affection until he becomes president so it's probably on the horizon. When he got on Time's 100 most influential people and told his dad, the response was "Where did you place?"
I have gotten so many ads about how he is a RINO and whatnot from the RNC. So once again Trump stay winning and making those losers backtrack so they can lick his boots. They waste so much money that he just throws aside on a whim
What really kills me about Trump is how some Republican political strategist can convince you to spend $10M on an ad campaign to say "X". And then Trump can blow the whole thing up by posting a hand-written letter to Gab that just reads "Everyone is saying Not X. So many smart and beautiful people are walking away from X. I am hearing big things happening for Not X."
So now you're out $10M and the consultant is back demanding another $10M to do damage control.
Maybe if enough celebrities get in the senate they'll freeze up the legislative process which might sadly be an improvement.
