the funniest one i can think of is.... so i have a friend from high school that is like a boiler plate lib. watches cable news. thinks bill maher is hilarious. anyway, he's not the chud. let's call him B. this girl who he was a complete fool over in high school, let's call her L.
so B has always been just a big lib. in high school, he was for reasons that escape me to this day, just over the moon for this girl L. in his words, she was the hottest girl ever. i didn't see it, but OK. what i guess made it weirder is that, personality wise, she was total furniture. quiet doesn't cover it. like straight up non-reactive. i did not understand. anyway, he took her to prom and i think they made out, but it didn't go anywhere and they went on to different schools. i don't understand how it could have even if they did. seriously: furniture.
he always thought of her as this one who got away, so of course they were pals on facebook. he didn't really participate much, because he's kinda dumb and lazy at computers, but every few years would look her up i guess. anyway, back in like fuckin' ~2012, he was massively crestfallen to discover she had gotten married to some guy, had a kid, and was super republican. but not just republican, he explained. like Level 99, Stat-capped Government Conspiracy Republican. she was posting daily about Operation Jade Helm and sharing conspiracy memes about Obama. the one he showed me was like Obama with glowing red eyes, wearing a turban, and basically saying something like, "Obama Knows ISIS is in the US, preparing to attack. Because he is leading them!" Super dramatic and insane, back before it became a recognizable social phenomenon under Trump.
I think it was like probably among the last times he even got on facebook. christ only knows what kind of shit she got into during trump. if she's not full blown "JFK Jr is going to resurrect at a Flea Market north of Dallas-Fort Worth on June 6th" Q-brain now, i would be shocked.
honestly, like 80% of my high school became insufferable chuds by their early 30s. the remaining 20% became brain wormed libs. i have been to zero reunions and i'm not on social media. i tried to get a former military lib friend to start a rumor that i was "... killed during the Iraq War. [pause for dramatic effect]. He was fighting for the other side."
the funniest one i can think of is.... so i have a friend from high school that is like a boiler plate lib. watches cable news. thinks bill maher is hilarious. anyway, he's not the chud. let's call him B. this girl who he was a complete fool over in high school, let's call her L.
so B has always been just a big lib. in high school, he was for reasons that escape me to this day, just over the moon for this girl L. in his words, she was the hottest girl ever. i didn't see it, but OK. what i guess made it weirder is that, personality wise, she was total furniture. quiet doesn't cover it. like straight up non-reactive. i did not understand. anyway, he took her to prom and i think they made out, but it didn't go anywhere and they went on to different schools. i don't understand how it could have even if they did. seriously: furniture.
he always thought of her as this one who got away, so of course they were pals on facebook. he didn't really participate much, because he's kinda dumb and lazy at computers, but every few years would look her up i guess. anyway, back in like fuckin' ~2012, he was massively crestfallen to discover she had gotten married to some guy, had a kid, and was super republican. but not just republican, he explained. like Level 99, Stat-capped Government Conspiracy Republican. she was posting daily about Operation Jade Helm and sharing conspiracy memes about Obama. the one he showed me was like Obama with glowing red eyes, wearing a turban, and basically saying something like, "Obama Knows ISIS is in the US, preparing to attack. Because he is leading them!" Super dramatic and insane, back before it became a recognizable social phenomenon under Trump.
I think it was like probably among the last times he even got on facebook. christ only knows what kind of shit she got into during trump. if she's not full blown "JFK Jr is going to resurrect at a Flea Market north of Dallas-Fort Worth on June 6th" Q-brain now, i would be shocked.
honestly, like 80% of my high school became insufferable chuds by their early 30s. the remaining 20% became brain wormed libs. i have been to zero reunions and i'm not on social media. i tried to get a former military lib friend to start a rumor that i was "... killed during the Iraq War. [pause for dramatic effect]. He was fighting for the other side."
wtf based obama
I wish Obama was half as cool as what chuds made him out to be.