I'm sick of doomer posts and I want to laugh at hidden weird reactionary sentiments in children's books.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Questions from an Oompa-Loompa Who Reads

    Who built the chocolate factory?

    In the books you will read the names of chocolatiers.

    Did the chocolatiers haul up the lumps of rock ?

    In what houses of whimsical Wonka Chocolate Factory did its workers live ?

    Where, the evening that the chocolate river was finished, did the hydrologists go?

    The candy meadow is full of lollypop trees.

    Who erected them ?

    Over whom did the Capitalists triumph ?

    Had Wonka Chocolate Factory, much praised in song, only palaces for its owner ?

    The young Willy Wonka conquered the market.

    Was he alone ?

    Wonka defeated the other chocolatiers.

    Did he not even have an Oompa-Loompa with him ?

    William of Wonkaville wept when those children died on his production line.

    Was he the only one to weep ?

    Every page a profit.

    Who made the bars for the owner?

    Every 10 years a great man.

    Who sold the chocolate?

    So many reports.

    So many questions.