• GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Hi I'm Dave, very nice to meet you. I have never had sex with a dead pig's severed head."

    • Socialcreditscorr [they/them,she/her]
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      3 years ago

      "Uhh, thank you for clearing that up Mr. Prime Minister but we were just going to ask you some questions about Brexit!?" :kombucha-disgust:

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      "My 'never had sex with a dead pig's severed head' shirt seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt."