InevitableSwing [none/use name] to news • 3 years agoCarbon dioxide levels are highest in human historyexternal-linkmessage-square32 fedilinkarrow-up144file-text
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minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear17·3 years agoSupposedly it's going to start causing measurably impaired cognitive ability at some point. link
minus-squareBudwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]hexbear13·3 years agoa captive market for premium breathables you say? Finally, it's all coming together I gotta start bottling air now link
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear8·edit-23 years agojust download the Respiratr app and start breathing easier link
minus-squareBudwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]hexbear6·3 years agoHave a genuine gasp delivered to you by one of our airtrepreneurs in thirty minutes or get your money back, guaranteed! We also offer vintage pre 400ppm sealed designer gasps, only as long as supply lasts! Respiratr - breathing life. link
minus-squarelearn3code [they/them]hexbear6·3 years agoMel Brooks using the lathe before I was even born link
minus-squareClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]hexbear3·3 years agoThis is literally the plot of SpaceBalls link
Supposedly it's going to start causing measurably impaired cognitive ability at some point.
a captive market for premium breathables you say? Finally, it's all coming together
I gotta start bottling air now
just download the Respiratr app and start breathing easier
Have a genuine gasp delivered to you by one of our airtrepreneurs in thirty minutes or get your money back, guaranteed! We also offer vintage pre 400ppm sealed designer gasps, only as long as supply lasts!
Respiratr - breathing life.
Mel Brooks using the lathe before I was even born
This is literally the plot of SpaceBalls