my whole life I had thought whole foods was like some "crunchy" person thing, an impression which was absolutely obliterated when I tried to collect signatures for a ballot measure outside of one and got screamed at by a white-collar-middle-manager-type steamed ham who was hurriedly ushered away by his embarrassed wife

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

• yewtu.be
• inv.nadeko.net
• yt.artemislena.eu
• piped.video