Somewhere in the US, all of these establishments exist in less than a quarter-mile stretch.

McDonalds
Taco Bell
KFC
Burger King
Little Caesars
Applebees
Wendy’s
Starbucks
Dunkins
ChikFilA
Outback
Panera Bread
Sonic
IHOP
Ruby Tuesday
Waffle House
Bojangles
Golden Oak
Waffle House

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Here's my review of these, as an American.

    McDonald's - bland but fine, good if you want something comfy.
    Taco Bell - bad but open late, good if you're hammered.
    KFC - terrible how the fuck is this place still in business.
    Burger King - better than McDonald's and just as comfy.
    Little Caesars - cheap as hell pizza, but used to be a lot better recently it's kinda shit.
    Applebees - fine but too expensive for what you're getting.
    Wendy’s - best of the "cheap burgers" crowd.
    Starbucks - overpriced but comfy, great place to use the wifi if you get kicked out of your house and need to look for a nearby shelter or couch
    Dunkins - I will never call Dunkin Doughnuts "Dunkin" that sounds like absolute shite.
    ChikFilA - best of the "cheap chicken" crowd, but not quite good enough to be worth waiting an hour in line. known for funding anti-lgbt politicians but frankly every corporation does that.
    Outback - fine but too expensive for what you're getting.
    Panera Bread - bland and not comfy. maybe comfy for you if you have different childhood experiences than I've had.
    Sonic - second rate Wienershnitzel.
    IHOP - cheap and good, highly recommended.
    Ruby Tuesday - fine but too expensive for what you're getting.
    Waffle House - cheap and okay, mildly recommended.
    Bojangles - used to be the best of the cheap burger crowd, now mid-tier.
    Golden Oak - fine but too expensive for what you're getting.