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Help I'm trapped in TitanRovers van. I'm safe just engorged on candy.
From each according to his ability, to each according to his feed.
If van man's got so much candy, why doesn't he bring some out instead of inviting me into his van? :shapiro-poplar:
tell you what mr clear and present danger, i will meet you halfway. put a half pound of candy on the ground and drive away, and i WON'T tell my parents about the rusting panel van with a hastily written FREE CANDY sign duct taped to the side
No someone actually tried to kidnap two friends of mine on separate occasions that way when I was a kid
yeah the whole thing was messed up fortunately he was stopped both times once by one of the kids just running away and another time by teenagers confronting him about it so he drove away
just cause someone is a perv doesn't mean they're smart enough to understand why that plan is stupid
you're clearly a guy with a free candy van doing some kind of psyop
why would you give out expired stuff
maybe if you were some kind of pervert who got off on that...
When I was in elementary school, a friend of mine got swiped off the sidewalk just outside the fence by a guy in a van. He kicked the guy in the balls and ran away.
Jules is a fuckin G and I hope he's continued the glorious practice of kicking nonces in the balls.
