Hi DHS/FBI/CIA/NSA (and others I may have forgotten),

I know y'all have known many of us for a number of years now, and I just wanted to say I really appreciated y'all continuing to let the US slide into utter failure - the world will truly be a better place once you are gone, but we really have no one to thank but your for your own cruelty around the world and growing incompetence in being able to hide it from the masses.

You might still think you're hot shit, but we'll see :amerikkka: 🤷‍♀️ 😘