Today at the SpaceX launch facility in South Texas, Elon Musk died by drowning inside of a Tesla CyberTruck. He apparently drove the truck into the small waves on the Gulf of Mexico while filming promotional material about the CyberTruck's ability to be used as a boat. Witnesses at the scene claim the last words he was recorded uttering before the truck capsized in the shallow water was "I'm in a CyberTruck AND I'm on a FUCKING BOAT!"
The incident recalls the recent death of another Tesla vehicle driver in a shallow pond by drowning.
I wish someone would [redacted] him, that'd be hilarious
he could have a boating accident
Hear me out:
SpaceX accident
also the ponds, they always hunger for more
We must not anger the ponds, they demand flesh.
Any ending other then being the first human to fart himself to death is too good
*Space Xccident
Dude just really wants to meet Robert Maxwell.