Tesla issued a company-wide email announcing that all employees are now permitted to bring the children they have had with Musk to work with them.
  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I was hoping they were going to continue dragging him into perpetuity.

    “Shout out to my work-slash-actual fam for helping me tackle two of the existential threats facing humanity: climate change and population collapse. All of my offspring can now observe Tesla’s commitment to excellence up close, sheltered from the corrupting influence of pedos and the woke mob, as they wait to take their rightful place beside me as the ruling elite on Mars,” Musk tweeted along with an uncredited meme featuring the Game of Thrones family tree with his face pasted on every character. :chefs-kiss: