Thousands of people think these tweets are normal. Someone check to see if Kubrick's zombie isn't directing this whole charade

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    what do these bellends mean when they say "Ukrainian victory"? Do they think azov can march on Moscow one day? Do they think Zelensky will take his Captain UA shield with the wolfsangel on it and beat the shit out of shirtless Putin in an epic boss battle? Do they think the ghost of Kiev will return in an A-10 and personally take out every single tank in the Russian army to finally own all tankies?

    • Straight_Depth [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      I think the first slight cracks in the "here's how Ukraine can still win" narrative are starting to show; up until now we'd been led to believe the Ukrainians were fighting room-to-room in the Kremlin itself, now those sheer doubts are becoming more and more apparent in its ability to even take back lost ground, let alone give the RusFed forces a severe enough bloody nose to give up. The billions of dollars in aid and significant munitions sent over to dubious effect no doubt compounding this. The result is a series of deranged responses of the "stages of grief" variety

    • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      I was thinking the exact same thing. Ukrainian victory is just so far from anything even remotely plausible that I literally don't understand what they mean by it

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        only thing i can imagine is either complete delusion or they're fine with Ukraine being the next 20 year long war.

        • huf [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          they’re fine with Ukraine being the next 20 year long war.

          that's obviously the case.

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        What they mean by it is having Ukraine hold out long enough for western fascism to construct an absolutely massive war machine (over 5-15 years) and then to mount its own full massive counter-attack and global armageddon.

    • VILenin [he/him]M
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      2 years ago

      Russia is losing closer and closer to the west, and Ukraine is winning further and further from the east

  • Tervell [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    if you replace all the Russias with :amerikkka: (and I guess Ukraine with China or the DPRK or something like that), it's actually all true statements :thinkin-lenin:

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Not unlike how QAnon's bullshit makes perfect sense when you switch :thicc-trump: with :xi-god-emperor: and :amerikkka: with :china: because Trump is obviously just as guilty as everyone associated with :didnt-kill-himself: and Xi is the only world leader really fighting the cabal of depraved capitalists

      :liz-punk: :trueanon: :ypg-brace:

      Also, Xi if your listening, please direct most of the nukes at Utah. Trust me, it's for the best

      :xi-plz:

  • Wheaties [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Blueanon: just as deranged as our counterparts on the right, but without the sex-appeal that comes with the forbidden.

  • Shamwow [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Is there new news of peace talks or something?

    • Mrtryfe [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Turkey and Ukraine negotiated some wheat transfer from Odessa port, and Russia purportedly agreed to not attack it. Port got attacked soon afterwards. This conflict is a complete shitshow and it's hard to know what is what. There is no media that gives a reliable macro view of what's happening

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Wasn't this just some tug boats? False flag? Seems like completely meaningless things that don't make strategic sense got blown up?

        Hard to know what the truth is.

        • Mrtryfe [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          Sensationalism is key to keeping enough rubes supportive of this large scale money laundering operation