A CAPTION reads: "It is November 2036. Irreversible climate change has had catastrophic consequences. Tsunamis have detached the entire state of California from the mainland US and sunk it to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Western Nevada is now coastline
An 87-year old DONALD J. TRUMP, who removed term limits and declared himself Emperor of the US in 2024, moving the White House to shorefront property on the Las Vegas strip, rolls down the road in his victory parade float, celebrating his 100% election to a fifth term in office, finally beating that loser FDR.
We zoom in on two liberals, half-conscious, laying in a pool of their commingled blood. One turns to the other with a toothless, deformed grin.
LIBERAL 1: "God, he's SO stupid. Nancy Pelosi passed a bill to rename this street last year. He's having his parade down Agolf Twittler Boulevard."
There is one thing we can do...
Vote.
"I'm gonna vote you out SO hard in 4 years!" I scream at the boot stomping on my face.
EXT. LAS VEGAS STRIP -- DAY
A CAPTION reads: "It is November 2036. Irreversible climate change has had catastrophic consequences. Tsunamis have detached the entire state of California from the mainland US and sunk it to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Western Nevada is now coastline
An 87-year old DONALD J. TRUMP, who removed term limits and declared himself Emperor of the US in 2024, moving the White House to shorefront property on the Las Vegas strip, rolls down the road in his victory parade float, celebrating his 100% election to a fifth term in office, finally beating that loser FDR.
We zoom in on two liberals, half-conscious, laying in a pool of their commingled blood. One turns to the other with a toothless, deformed grin.
LIBERAL 1: "God, he's SO stupid. Nancy Pelosi passed a bill to rename this street last year. He's having his parade down Agolf Twittler Boulevard."
LIBERAL 2: "Owned."
Hmm... that didn't work? I'll try complaining to the manager.
Thrice.
For Obama.