The take I saw this week, from a discussion I had in relatively polite company:

"The problem with society these days is everyone is so selfish..."

(wait for it)

"... they only think about themselves and what they can get out of everyone else..."

(wait for it)

"...humanity needs a course correction..."

(uh oh)

"... humans need to stop asking for handouts and start asking what they can do for humanity..."

(appetizer, and now main course)

"... and we need to believe in ELO~N so ELO~N keeps believing in us!" :so-true:

:agony-yehaw:

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    They said “you know, it takes zero effort for you to root for the good guys and you’re both-sidsing this?!”

    They're right you know.

    It takes zero effort to say "Z".