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Nyaa nyaa, can't comment that I smell like piss or tell me to post :post-hog: hog!
Can't touch me, pigs!
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What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
A mad husband says to his husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
:ohnoes: You've become too powerful! I'm calling the anarcho-stalinist-posadist-Christmanist cabal on you :meow-knife-trans:
Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing Windows!
I've started sleeping in our fireplace. Now I sleep like a log!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill! :duck-dance:
My dad unfortunately passed away when we couldn't remember his blood type. His last words to us were, "Be positive!"
