Turning the first black south Asian female president into an * or footnote like “president for 30 days” would be insane lmao

I'm just happy to be involved.

I’ll text her about it, and proceed to keep evidence of all upcoming planning.

Yes, they said I was a trusted and valued member of the team.

Chat am I cooked?

Ok, they are excused the wall, they still have to do manual labor.

That’s cute

Never fucking compromise with the liberals

THEY KNOW BABY, THEY KNOW!

They could be a nuisance if they wanted to, that’s for sure

It’s the economy. Everyone thinks the president has the power to fix the economic agenda.

Accelerationism, it seems to draw even the normiest of Americans, like a moth to a flame.

My family is gonna be insufferable. It was nice at least one of my kids is literate.

Also just in time for bird/swine flu to kill us all.

She pulled a HILLARY CLINTON LMAOOOK

Where’s the “Happy Birthday to this future president?”

Lmaooooo

I had a feeling she was gonna lose. I kept thinking, Americans can’t be that unhinged, right? But holy shit, apparently they don’t care.