a vampire that can only enter a house if invited by the rightful owner so he travels to Oklahoma to ask the Indian tribes to let him in the houses in America
The indigenous tribes grant him access, vampires then forcefully decolonize turtle island. Happy ending for everyone but the mayos.
It’s perfect, I’ll take thirty copies.
It sucks so hard how far that sub have fallen since it became popular, just mediocre fandom wish fulfillment crap made for bazingas. The first post I ever saw was something along the line "cannibalism is now legal" and the two story I remembers was abouta terrifying story of a person about to be butchered, and something quite macabre about a cannibal activist sacrificing themself to be eaten. It was pretty transgressive and experimental, but not too weird.
The last time I set foot on that sub the top post was something like an askreddit question; "Redditors, your girlfriend is now like, a super hot supervillain" and the most upvoted story have a line so hilariously dumb that is still seared to my mind: "she slides down a pile of money bags".
oklahoma wouldn't work. there'd still be so much country they couldn't visit. you need more visits
