It would be funny if the caption was longer than two sentences
It would be funny if the caption was longer than two sentences
that's not very many words. still not readin' em
But you miss out on all the great theory learnin' that gets done here sometimes!
The trick is if you read enough memes and shitposts here, you'll eventually technically read all of Capital
Ah, I have discovered his weakness. He will never read this. lol.
@mods i have discovered a bug. Someone has posted something and I can not see it. What gives
Discovered, I have
His weakness is comment length
He won't read this post
i don’t know what this is a subtweet about and I don’t care
I am functionally illiterate with anything above a sixth grade reading level
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