Imagining a Dark Brandon-era Democratic party that's like "Guns are emasculating, real men use swords" and "Giant trucks are p*ssy shit, buses and trains are where it's at."
Passing an executive order to mandate that car dealerships are only allowed to sell pickup trucks or SUVs to people with doctor's notes certifying diagnosis of micropenis.
Then waste all the red state genital inspectors' time by forcing them to go around and verify that diagnosis on a monthly basis or repo the vehicle.
Imagining a Dark Brandon-era Democratic party that's like "Guns are emasculating, real men use swords" and "Giant trucks are p*ssy shit, buses and trains are where it's at."
Passing an executive order to mandate that car dealerships are only allowed to sell pickup trucks or SUVs to people with doctor's notes certifying diagnosis of micropenis.
Then waste all the red state genital inspectors' time by forcing them to go around and verify that diagnosis on a monthly basis or repo the vehicle.