Suspensions and permanent records aren't that big a deal and you could actually afford to get into more fist fights.

So much of the crap you saved you haven't touched in years. Throw it out or give it away.

You're never going to have a complete set of Pokemon cards and you would never use them if you did.

  • American_Badass [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Ooh, love these cheesier threads.

    Just be kinder to everyone you meet. There's nothing good about being a dickhead.

    Never start drinking or smoking, but you won't listen.

    The angel your brother introduces you to in your mom's kitchen will eventually be your best friend and mother of your kids. Don't desperately try to convince her you aren't a dumb hillbilly, it's cringe, buddy.