Contradictions? In my capitalism? It's more likely than you might think
You leftists keep crowing about droughts. We are about to have so much water we'll drown in it! - someone probably
They'll do something, if only to protect all that expensive property. It will just be incrediblely stupid
a project is underway
Disruptive innovators will pocket some public money and nothing meaningful will happen until it's too late.
Good thing :my-hero: will grift up some promise to finance some bazinga device to do what the marshlands once did for free, and it will be just as much of a grift as that magic submarine to rescue trapped kids, with fucked up priorities like how :my-hero: fretted about the entertainment system aboard the bazinga device without even accepting that the caves were simply too narrow and angled for the damned thing.
At last, wholesome marine life can flourish - if indeed there is such a thing.
We will find all manner of great and terrible things in this watery tomb...