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Hexbear please let me log out I'm begging you
Hexbear please let me log out I'm begging you
no, I mean your penis, send me a picture of your penis, then I'll believe you're a real person
Send me a picture of your hog, for verification purposes
That's my favorite Lenin quote
Not sure yet! Throw some stuff out there, let's see what sticks.
China pls invade, I'm begging you, I need trains and healthcare I don't give a fuck anymore
it's anti-Italian discrimination!
🚨CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ALERT🚨
I think genocide is bad, actually :)
[EMPLOYEE WAS TERMINATED FOR THIS POST]
Me, at 12 years old: "surely, if I send the video for Boom! by System of a Down to "president@whitehouse.gov, Bush will see the error of his ways and end the war!"
me, now: "I cannot escape the conclusion that I am morally obligated to destroy fossil fuel infrastructure."
Me, a downtrodden wagie: gives money to the government for to kill brown children
you, based and unemployed-pilled: taking anti-imperialist action by denying Brandon your precious income tax dollars
Think of the tagline potential
But what if I get hungry![kitty-birthday-sad kitty-birthday-sad](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e2b38d89-f1fb-434b-8f85-1cba7e36c04f.png)