These comments were on the original post by the dealership lol

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  • player2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 months ago

    It looks like an April fools joke but in case anyone is curious, it's a real truck and it is 21 feet long. 4 doors with an 8 foot bed is available from other manufacturers as well. Here is a good article about it:

    https://www.theautopian.com/why-the-internet-is-going-crazy-over-a-photo-of-a-longbed-pickup-truck-at-a-dealership/

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      5 months ago

      People who buy these are the same ones complaining that bikes take up too much space on the road.

      • PKMKII [none/use name]
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        5 months ago

        Funny you say that, because the hoodie the guy is wearing is for a company that primarily makes motocross clothes/gear. Which leads me to think, this guy wanted a truck that could fit a motocross bike in the bed while still having four doors.

        • Infamousblt [any]
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          5 months ago

          Oh you're probably right. Imagine, he could have a hatchback with a trailer hook instead. But nope, gotta cart around all that extra space for the 3 times a year you take your bikes to the motocross track!

      • WashedAnus [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        Like half the parking lot at work is full of these monstrosities. My dude, you work in a factory and all of the transportation is done by professionals in semi-trucks, just get a sedan. Fuck, spend that $100k on a luxury sports car instead.

        • egg1918 [she/her]
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          5 months ago

          Fuck, spend that $100k on a luxury sports car instead.

          This is what fucks me up about all these trucks. A $100k sports car would be way cooler and way more fun than an identical truck to every other thumb headed chud on the road

          • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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            5 months ago

            Yeah but if you don’t dodge those giant trucks in your zippy sports car you will be flattened like a pancake. Truck owners are paying to be the apex predator of the road

            • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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              5 months ago

              Yeah but if you don’t dodge those giant trucks in your zippy sports car

              I would simply not have this skill issue.

              • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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                5 months ago

                neither does the fastest antelope of the herd, but chuds aren't paying big bucks to be the fast antelope they want to be the lion

      • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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        5 months ago

        The amount of assholes that park these in parking garages without a second thought. That goes double for the massive assholes that park their own long bed truck in a spot across from someone else's Kiddy Crusher F250 King Super Crew Cab Platinum Limited Edition™ so that you have two truck beds blocking the driving space on opposite sides of the isle.

        I'm about to start keying trucks in the company garage

    • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      It looks odd because of the bed proportions, I think. A forty year old pickup for example, single cab long bed, is only a foot shorter bumper to bumper. Well, the bumpers are a bit big on this one in particular but I've measured it.

    • Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 months ago

      That truck has nothing on this guy’s monstrosity. This 16ft bed pickup exists because somebody wanted it to

      https://www.thedrive.com/news/36347/this-mans-ram-4500-pickup-with-a-16-foot-bed-is-a-cummins-powered-colossus

    • quarrk [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I had no idea this was going around. I saw it a week ago and just now got around to posting. That’s pretty funny