LucyTheBrazen [she/her] to memes • 2 years agoNext time your parents/relatives bring up politics, keep this in mindimagemessage-square70 fedilinkarrow-up1118
arrow-up1118imageNext time your parents/relatives bring up politics, keep this in mindLucyTheBrazen [she/her] to memes • 2 years agomessage-square70 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareJamesConeZone [they/them]hexbear97·2 years agome, full of microplastics 🤝 my dad, full of lead 🤝 my grandfather, full of asbestos link
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]hexbear63·2 years agocorn syrup in all three being like :side-eye-1: :side-eye-2: link
minus-squareSadStruggle92 [none/use name]hexbear18·2 years agoI think my grandad actually grew up before the whole corn syrup thing, cause he was a Depression Baby. link
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]hexbear45·2 years agoI might be older than you as my grandfather was full of coal link
minus-squareCommander_Data [she/her]hexbear36·2 years agoMy great-grandfather was full of mustard gas :vivian-shrug: link
minus-squareJamesConeZone [they/them]hexbear27·2 years agoMy dad is actually full of nuclear waste, would not recommend link
minus-squareCommiejones [comrade/them, he/him]hexbear9·2 years agoMy dad had Nuclear pellets put in his prostate. I pray that when I get cancer it goes as smoothly as his did. link
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]hexbear23·2 years agoit might have made him merrier but it also gave him lung cancer so you know ups and downs link
minus-squareGreenTeaRedFlag [any]hexbear3·2 years agofun fact: sbestos means fireproof. there's no good reason to have the a in front. link
minus-squareLucyTheBrazen [she/her]hexagonhexbear4·2 years agoWell, we just "number" them. So Asbestos, Bsbestos, Csbestos... link
minus-squareSaniFlush [any, any]hexbear2·2 years agoSo the name of the sandwich shop should be “Asbarro”? link
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]hexbear9·2 years agoI mean, given the alternatives, I guess I came out ahead. link
me, full of microplastics 🤝 my dad, full of lead 🤝 my grandfather, full of asbestos
corn syrup in all three being like :side-eye-1: :side-eye-2:
I think my grandad actually grew up before the whole corn syrup thing, cause he was a Depression Baby.
I might be older than you as my grandfather was full of coal
My great-grandfather was full of mustard gas :vivian-shrug:
My dad is actually full of nuclear waste, would not recommend
My dad had Nuclear pellets put in his prostate.
I pray that when I get cancer it goes as smoothly as his did.
Was he, in fact, a merry old soul?
it might have made him merrier but it also gave him lung cancer so you know ups and downs
Swings and roundabouts
strikes and gutters.
More like asWORSTus am I right
fun fact: sbestos means fireproof. there's no good reason to have the a in front.
Well, we just "number" them. So Asbestos, Bsbestos, Csbestos...
So the name of the sandwich shop should be “Asbarro”?
Sure, why not?
I mean, given the alternatives, I guess I came out ahead.