Here's mine, from a holiday gathering with chuds in my extended family (CW: ableism):
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"Wokeism is so deranged that it's making everyone else crazy! Look at E-L-O-N! He was trying to save humanity(tm) and designing rockets but now he's unhinged because the wokes are that much crazier!" :grillman:
You heard it here first. The reason E-L-O-N is showing his whole ass to the world right now is because of the Wokes(tm). :galaxy-brain:
So you claim to be a socialist, yet you oppose the government's plans to abolish a public holiday introduced by a king. Curious.
:very-intelligent: