HarryLime [any] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agoWho do you pick?imagemessage-square55 fedilinkarrow-up156
arrow-up156imageWho do you pick?HarryLime [any] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agomessage-square55 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear43·2 years agoI keep telling you George Washington is 291 years old and he's dead link
minus-squarehexaflexagonbear [he/him]hexbear27·2 years agoReanimating Washington with Juche necromancy only for him to die immediately of a heart attack when I tell him what percentage of the population are from German descent link
minus-squarehexaflexagonbear [he/him]hexbear20·2 years ago"But his loyalty lies with the Vatican!" link
minus-squareAssian_Candor [comrade/them]hexbear16·2 years agoAlso completely drained of blood RIP our dry boy link
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]hexbear7·2 years agokids will want to see the original president link
I keep telling you
George Washington is 291 years old and he's dead
Reanimating Washington with Juche necromancy only for him to die immediately of a heart attack when I tell him what percentage of the population are from German descent
"You let a WHAT be President?!"
"But his loyalty lies with the Vatican!"
Also completely drained of blood
RIP our dry boy
kids will want to see the original president