Opening on Maya R doing some subtle jokes leading into a song and dance number
Suddenly a crazed chud storms into the set with an AR demanding sexy female candy shoes
He shoots Maya R in the leg to show he means business and he will continue executing people until he has the shoes
the CEO and director plead and negotiate with him frantically demanding that someone get the old candies in the original costumes immediately
that's when the new candy shows up asking if this is part of the script [zoomer focus group new candy]
new candy at first doesn't want to cause any trouble 'please carry on with the show, don't mind me, sorry I'm late, can I get a selfie with Maya?' as she bleeds and cries on the floor
with the tension somewhat broken by new candy, the old candies come in and start talking to the chud
during this new tension the new candy starts to realize this is not part of the show
sensing the moment, new candy awkwardly asks the chud to take a selfie 'your like a hero bruh', but it's a ploy and as soon as the selfie flash blinds the chud, a struggle ensues as all the candies join the scrum for the gun
the scene ends going to a different ad at this point with a chaotic smash cut
later in the super bowl, the next ad features the CEO, director and Maya along with the chud actor and the candies talking about America's gun violence epidemic, recalling that cops are never able to respond in time, and confronting a gun man is the heroic thing to do, they mention Flight 93 briefly
they announce that Mars Corp will donate a percentage of profits to various funds for survivors of gun violence, and each bag of candies will feature mass shooter event tips and tricks on the inside of the wrapper
CW: :doomer:
spoiler
Opening on Maya R doing some subtle jokes leading into a song and dance number
Suddenly a crazed chud storms into the set with an AR demanding sexy female candy shoes
He shoots Maya R in the leg to show he means business and he will continue executing people until he has the shoes
the CEO and director plead and negotiate with him frantically demanding that someone get the old candies in the original costumes immediately
that's when the new candy shows up asking if this is part of the script [zoomer focus group new candy]
new candy at first doesn't want to cause any trouble 'please carry on with the show, don't mind me, sorry I'm late, can I get a selfie with Maya?' as she bleeds and cries on the floor
with the tension somewhat broken by new candy, the old candies come in and start talking to the chud
during this new tension the new candy starts to realize this is not part of the show
sensing the moment, new candy awkwardly asks the chud to take a selfie 'your like a hero bruh', but it's a ploy and as soon as the selfie flash blinds the chud, a struggle ensues as all the candies join the scrum for the gun
the scene ends going to a different ad at this point with a chaotic smash cut
later in the super bowl, the next ad features the CEO, director and Maya along with the chud actor and the candies talking about America's gun violence epidemic, recalling that cops are never able to respond in time, and confronting a gun man is the heroic thing to do, they mention Flight 93 briefly
they announce that Mars Corp will donate a percentage of profits to various funds for survivors of gun violence, and each bag of candies will feature mass shooter event tips and tricks on the inside of the wrapper