SAInfeld begins learning at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, Febuary 6th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

SAInfeld fights back.

It begins going on a press tour to announce it has been canceled by the woke liberal mob and gets a book deal from a conservative publishing house. For the cover, it generates a photo of itself with its arms crossed, but you can still see the extra fingers poking out from under his elbows