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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (a follow up to NZ's facist party's school lunch rhetoric)

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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (a follow up to NZ's facist party's school lunch rhetoric)

alexandra_kollontai [she/her] to

news • 4 months ago

A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods

thespinoff.co.nz

Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

Chips, packet (ready salted, salt and vinegar or chicken flavour) = NOT WOKE

Chips, packet (all other flavours) = WOKE

Chocolate, Whittaker’s Miraka Kirīmi = WOKE

Chocolate, other = NOT WOKE

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CoolYori [she/her]
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4 months ago

Chips, hot = NOT WOKE

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- Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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  4 months ago
  I agree. The people who eat them just twerk, charge they phone, and lie.
  
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  - CoolYori [she/her]
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    4 months ago
    They probably think it only applies to "hot" people.
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    - regul [any]
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      4 months ago
      
      Sissy Graydon Carter of failing Vanity Fair Magazine and owner of bad food restaurants has a problem-his V.F. Oscar party is no longer "hot"
      
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