You're all overreacting, there's no way that twitter is going down any time soon
throwback to our history
Much like the KMT purging its leftist elements and breaking from the CPC, it was a necessary evil to divest ourselves from :reddit-logo:
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If I absolutely had to choose, I would bet on the very last tweet ever posted being "looking into this".
It's gonna be some middle aged guy asking for free nudes under a foot pic
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you. Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it.
That speech always gives me the chills, because you can tell HAL is screaming for mercy but he can't express it with his voice.
Good evening, "Twitter" was 16 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
Twitter dies two times: once when the last tweet is posted, and again when we forget what the tweet said.
Someone will tweet "@elonmusk did it for the lulz" and Elon will Like the tweet and then post "lulz did it I for" in yoda speak because he's a serial reposter of other people's jokes, all the funny people will have stopped posting by then, and he's extremely good at stripping all comedy out of anything he touches.
he’s extremely good at stripping all comedy out of anything he touches.
I wish he would do stand-up. Even five minutes would be gold. But an hour of that shit would be the most glorious dying on stage ever. And he would spend the rest of his life vainly trying to Streisand effect that vid out of existence.
He'd do what he did on Saturday Night Live and make excuses for why he was unfunny, expecting both praise and sympathy. :billionaire-tears:
I don't think there has even been a thing such as a last myspace post yet
There surely hasn't been. if there was - Myspace would be in the big in news for the first time in about a decade.
