• atyaz [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Don't forget Cuba attacking from the south and polar bears attacking from the north

  • Bury The Right@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    Damn straight, we'll teach those commie CCP weather balloon paratroopers not to mess with us red-blooded patriotic Muricans. They may have the numbers but we have the second amendment and God on our side. /s

  • fox [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    If both China and Russia are invading the US at the same time, surely they'd be doing so together, and doing so across the Bering Strait? Or is it vital for Russia to conquer Florida?

  • Addfwyn@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    As long as the CPC doesn't plan on doing HALO jumps from weather balloons. The Air Force's sole weakness!

    Also that is a weird course for Russian naval forces to be taking...? Or is this part of their brilliant strategy to take over Myrtle Beach, causing bikers up and down the eastern seaboard to riot?

  • big_spoon@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    usa has experience invading real countries, but it has not enough experience to deal with imaginary invasions