Lol they hired a milk shill who doesn’t even like dairy milk. A great way to encourage young people who already hate you and are skeptical of companies to buy your product is by lying to them. They don’t even bother to make tiktok ads or hire influencers which would’ve been more effective .

She grew up hearing that dairy products weren’t good for her sports-induced asthma. Then her sister became a vegan and made a strong case against them. But Ms. Zapata is dedicated to getting women with different shapes and from different cultures to embrace running, so she joined #TeamMilk.

“I feel like that’s more important than whether milk is good for you,” she said.

“I want to encourage women to become healthy, but it doesn’t matter if their diet is healthy or not.”

Absolute milk for brains. Sounds like a good spokesperson for Planet Fitness.

Some milk marketers have created Shark Tank-like contests that encourage small food entrepreneurs to invent dairy-based products aimed directly at Gen Z. One winner was Spylt, a caffeinated chocolate milk whose tagline is “Chill it. Then chug it!”

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