:die-motherfucker: :headshot: :die-motherfucker: :headshot::die-motherfucker:
In an occult operation powered by the blood sacrifice of millions of Southeast Asians, Kissinger asked the Powers Beyond the Veil for immortality
He forgot to specify eternal youth
He's staying alive so that after the American communist revolution we can try him for his crimes. It's very thoughtful of him actually.
at this point i hope kissinger lives forever but keeps getting progressively older and more frail
Hell is like "we don't want him either you assholes keep this one for once"
I am going to go to sleep now, and dream about the news of henry kissinger's death at 11:59PM on the day before his 100th birthday :lathe-of-heaven:
Let's all celebrate anyway, maybe that'll somehow get him to die today. HAPPY 100TH, HENRY! 🎉
Pleased to discover there’s a shoe-throw emoji. I have that picture framed and displayed in my bedroom
At least his quality of life is probably pretty crap with that half-melted body he's got.
"Only the good die young": by inversion, Henry Kissinger is immortal.
